Pokemon - The Kanto Pair

You were told to pick one starter. Worst rule ever.

So we broke it. Charmander burns down the right toe, Pikachu splits the left open with lightning, Squirtle's shell locks down one heel and Bulbasaur's bulb takes the other. Six colors of pure Kanto, fighting for space on the same pair — and somehow winning together.

The playground argument is over. You're walking away with all of them.

Gotta wear 'em all.